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  • Dagazenterprise
    Patron
    • Jun 2008
    • 2172

    Safe Sex, and a Volvo for YOU!

    Experimental yes, I'm offering our service to you, the consumer, who perhaps doesn't have the coin for an Evo VIII, IX or X, or STI or srt-4 or any of the sorts yet wants power, handling and reliability at an afordable price. Yes, not the most stylish or modern but it can be done in aftermarket for well cheaper than the competition while providing head turning power, good handling and safety that is still great by today's standards. Have safe sex, do it in a Volvo! 10% discount on labor for NEMotorsport members when they have Dagaz Enterprise and/or Custom Autobody do thier work. We can build the "other European Car" of your dreams, that will be the talk of the streets. Inquire within.
    1993 Cadillac CST-V8 rear mount turbo, 12psi 10.56@123mph and burning up the ozone
    1995 Volvo 850 T5-R, 18psi with flashed ecu and bigger injectors, 315whp
    1973 Chevy Nova with a Volvo B230FT and 4L60E, seriously different.
    1994 Volvo 945, soon to be faster on 15psi
  • Dagazenterprise
    Patron
    • Jun 2008
    • 2172

    #2
    1993 Cadillac CST-V8 rear mount turbo, 12psi 10.56@123mph and burning up the ozone
    1995 Volvo 850 T5-R, 18psi with flashed ecu and bigger injectors, 315whp
    1973 Chevy Nova with a Volvo B230FT and 4L60E, seriously different.
    1994 Volvo 945, soon to be faster on 15psi

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    • brandywine68rs
      Learner's Permit
      • Dec 2010
      • 51

      #3
      All that work and money put into the wrong car. Just my opinion dont take it so serious. You knew id say that anyway Daga didnt you ?
      Custom Autobody - Turning your custom needs into reality, at a rate that will wow you as much as your car will.
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      • :Quirk:
        chuck'n chunks since '08
        • Sep 2008
        • 5586

        #4
        Troof. Dumbest idea and car ever.
        PIN IT TO WIN IT
        Quirk Works Sponsored #44 Subaru Rally Car
        1992 Mazda Miata. Flat blue. Loud. Future low and slow.
        2008 Regional Ice Racing Champion
        1998 Grand Cherokee: Lifted, Locked and Stroked
        1996 RHD subaru legacy: sold
        TEAM Alex. MAW wish receiver

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        • Dagazenterprise
          Patron
          • Jun 2008
          • 2172

          #5
          yep, a car that you can spend under $2k on and get 250whp or 300k+ miles out of is truely a dumb ass idea. I wont disagree, i used to s**t on my dad for buying a 945 wagon in 1995 and contiuned to give him crap for more than a decade, then i started seeing how reliable they were, how inexpensive and how much power you could get out of them, and they are RWD, along with Wagons growing on me for the past 5 years, I decided to go with it, an engine bay that will accomodate a BMW V10 engine or strait 6 stock and it makes it home to a vast amount of power plants, guys running stock B230FT 8 valves to hybrid B234FT, grand national V6 turbo's Mazda rotary's, BMW strait 6's and V10's, Toyota Supra strait 6's, small block chevys I, II, and LT-1, LS-x's, small block fords mostly 5.0's. Not really the worst platform, perhaps just not the best styled, but hey, when i blow people away from stop lights and they have that retarded look on thier face, that makes it worth while.
          1993 Cadillac CST-V8 rear mount turbo, 12psi 10.56@123mph and burning up the ozone
          1995 Volvo 850 T5-R, 18psi with flashed ecu and bigger injectors, 315whp
          1973 Chevy Nova with a Volvo B230FT and 4L60E, seriously different.
          1994 Volvo 945, soon to be faster on 15psi

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          • Th3Juggernaut
            殺意の波動
            • Jul 2009
            • 8305

            #6
            I think he meant the hot rod fire breathing dragon above...
            Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they will learn why they fear the night.

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            • Dagazenterprise
              Patron
              • Jun 2008
              • 2172

              #7
              no, after all the comments he's made it is just the fact it is a Volvo
              1993 Cadillac CST-V8 rear mount turbo, 12psi 10.56@123mph and burning up the ozone
              1995 Volvo 850 T5-R, 18psi with flashed ecu and bigger injectors, 315whp
              1973 Chevy Nova with a Volvo B230FT and 4L60E, seriously different.
              1994 Volvo 945, soon to be faster on 15psi

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              • :Quirk:
                chuck'n chunks since '08
                • Sep 2008
                • 5586

                #8
                Originally posted by Dagazenterprise
                yep, a car that you can spend under $2k on and get 250whp or 300k+ miles out of is truely a dumb ass idea. I wont disagree, i used to s**t on my dad for buying a 945 wagon in 1995 and contiuned to give him crap for more than a decade, then i started seeing how reliable they were, how inexpensive and how much power you could get out of them, and they are RWD, along with Wagons growing on me for the past 5 years, I decided to go with it, an engine bay that will accomodate a BMW V10 engine or strait 6 stock and it makes it home to a vast amount of power plants, guys running stock B230FT 8 valves to hybrid B234FT, grand national V6 turbo's Mazda rotary's, BMW strait 6's and V10's, Toyota Supra strait 6's, small block chevys I, II, and LT-1, LS-x's, small block fords mostly 5.0's. Not really the worst platform, perhaps just not the best styled, but hey, when i blow people away from stop lights and they have that retarded look on thier face, that makes it worth while.
                Longest sentence ever.
                PIN IT TO WIN IT
                Quirk Works Sponsored #44 Subaru Rally Car
                1992 Mazda Miata. Flat blue. Loud. Future low and slow.
                2008 Regional Ice Racing Champion
                1998 Grand Cherokee: Lifted, Locked and Stroked
                1996 RHD subaru legacy: sold
                TEAM Alex. MAW wish receiver

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                • Dagazenterprise
                  Patron
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 2172

                  #9
                  technically 3 sentennses if you look closely but part of it may be a run-on
                  1993 Cadillac CST-V8 rear mount turbo, 12psi 10.56@123mph and burning up the ozone
                  1995 Volvo 850 T5-R, 18psi with flashed ecu and bigger injectors, 315whp
                  1973 Chevy Nova with a Volvo B230FT and 4L60E, seriously different.
                  1994 Volvo 945, soon to be faster on 15psi

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                  • Boosted Euro
                    Admin
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 27801

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dagazenterprise
                    but hey, when i blow people away from stop lights and they have that retarded look on thier face, that makes it worth while.
                    You mean that look on your face when I took of on you jj the rabbit ? .. .

                    Lol
                    You ain't got no chance to beat it..like a man with no hands and a one inccchhhh .

                    04 Forester XTI - Built Motor (weisco,eagle,sti,arp) FP Green Hta 330whp
                    83 Rabbit GTI - Scrapped, Heart lives on in the 82
                    82 Rabbit Diesel L custom - full GTI swap , built head lots of Poly
                    90 Corrado G60 - First Love , awaiting winning lottery #'s

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                    • Dagazenterprise
                      Patron
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 2172

                      #11
                      8 valve motor, not bad

                      1993 Cadillac CST-V8 rear mount turbo, 12psi 10.56@123mph and burning up the ozone
                      1995 Volvo 850 T5-R, 18psi with flashed ecu and bigger injectors, 315whp
                      1973 Chevy Nova with a Volvo B230FT and 4L60E, seriously different.
                      1994 Volvo 945, soon to be faster on 15psi

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                      • RichGTS
                        WOBBLE
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 4020

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dagazenterprise
                        8 valve motor, not bad

                        http://youtu.be/ULCunbzEZbY
                        lol that thing is awesome. i love the old 240s. if i could ever find a 2-door 240 i would definitely pick it up.
                        1991 Toyota Celica GT-S (frozen in time)

                        2012 Volkswagen Passat

                        2010 Honda Odyssey turbo. No. Jk no turbo

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                        • Dagazenterprise
                          Patron
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 2172

                          #13
                          Here's one for you rich, but both are nicely done

                          Originally posted by Volvo-164E
                          1975 Volvo 242 and 1971 Volvo 164:







                          1993 Cadillac CST-V8 rear mount turbo, 12psi 10.56@123mph and burning up the ozone
                          1995 Volvo 850 T5-R, 18psi with flashed ecu and bigger injectors, 315whp
                          1973 Chevy Nova with a Volvo B230FT and 4L60E, seriously different.
                          1994 Volvo 945, soon to be faster on 15psi

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                          • FCRX7
                            Rotorhead
                            • May 2008
                            • 575

                            #14
                            Those two older volvos are classy. I would love to have a sunday vehicle like that, but a volvo wagon? To each their own i guess.
                            2004 Mazda RX8 GT

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                            • g20sleeperjdm
                              Contributor
                              • May 2007
                              • 5648

                              #15
                              Originally posted by FCRX7
                              Those two older volvos are classy. I would love to have a sunday vehicle like that, but a volvo wagon? To each their own i guess.
                              apparently you've never had the pleasure to drive a fast wagon... you won't understand, until you drive one
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                              RIP: Jake Tetro (Fellow car junkie)

                              Originally posted by Kevinoffroad4x4
                              Wait a second. You own a modified Subaru and didnt get a Bren tune? I'm confused

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