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  • Zoom6
    Admin
    • Oct 1985
    • 5216

    Bachelor Party for Dirtbike59 (Chris)!

    I'm planning a little gathering of gentlemen in honor of the last day of my buddy Chris as a free man. He is scheduled for castration on the 23rd of September this very year. We'll be gathering in his honor the evening of Friday, September 21st.

    Why am I telling all of you this? Simple. I need more people there. This little gathering will be low-key (riiiiight ), just a small gathering at the one of the largest suites that Mohegan Sun has to offer. We will have live entertainment (yes, you know what that means), plenty of beverages, an ice luge, games, and gifts for the guests. We'll be spending some time gambling down in the casino for part of the night too.

    What's the catch? It's not free. To cover the costs of the event, we're all splitting the costs. $150/person covers the cost of the room (plenty of floor space, couch, cots that can be rolled in), the base pay for the entertainment (we'll still be tipping as if we were at a club), drinks in the room, small gifts for the guests, and some tip/gambling money for the guest of honor. This will be a 21+ event.

    We need to collect the money from anyone who plans on attending by 8/31/12 in order to pay for the suite. Please contact me if you're interested.
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    Originally posted by EuroTrash
    I can only imagine the conference calls and work that it took an engineering team to develop butthole seeking technology for this to accurately target a puckered starfish with a warm blast of water.

    I'm sure a few have PTSD from testing.
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  • Zoom6
    Admin
    • Oct 1985
    • 5216

    #2
    For reference, these are pics of the suite. What you can't see if the massive master bedroom and the 2 bathrooms.



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    Originally posted by EuroTrash
    I can only imagine the conference calls and work that it took an engineering team to develop butthole seeking technology for this to accurately target a puckered starfish with a warm blast of water.

    I'm sure a few have PTSD from testing.
    2006 Mazda6s 3.0L V6 - Click here for my build thread... http://nemotorsport.com/boards/showthread.php?t=12369

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    • Sean
      Moderator
      • Jun 2011
      • 4514

      #3
      lion fit in the bathroom?
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      • Zoom6
        Admin
        • Oct 1985
        • 5216

        #4
        Originally posted by Sean
        lion fit in the bathroom?
        Yes. Yes it will.
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        Originally posted by EuroTrash
        I can only imagine the conference calls and work that it took an engineering team to develop butthole seeking technology for this to accurately target a puckered starfish with a warm blast of water.

        I'm sure a few have PTSD from testing.
        2006 Mazda6s 3.0L V6 - Click here for my build thread... http://nemotorsport.com/boards/showthread.php?t=12369

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        • Th3Juggernaut
          殺意の波動
          • Jul 2009
          • 8305

          #5
          sounds like fun, hopefully whomevers credit card goes on file has a high limit lol
          Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they will learn why they fear the night.

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          • Zoom6
            Admin
            • Oct 1985
            • 5216

            #6
            Needs a high limit just to pay for the suite, let alone damages. lol
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            -Andy - Drunk Crew Member #003


            Originally posted by EuroTrash
            I can only imagine the conference calls and work that it took an engineering team to develop butthole seeking technology for this to accurately target a puckered starfish with a warm blast of water.

            I'm sure a few have PTSD from testing.
            2006 Mazda6s 3.0L V6 - Click here for my build thread... http://nemotorsport.com/boards/showthread.php?t=12369

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            • Boosted Euro
              Admin
              • Oct 2006
              • 27801

              #7
              Someone say they need a ride down town ?

              It's not a party without Chris Dolmeth
              You ain't got no chance to beat it..like a man with no hands and a one inccchhhh .

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              • Zoom6
                Admin
                • Oct 1985
                • 5216

                #8
                Lol as long as I didn't see it, it didn't happen.
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                -Andy - Drunk Crew Member #003


                Originally posted by EuroTrash
                I can only imagine the conference calls and work that it took an engineering team to develop butthole seeking technology for this to accurately target a puckered starfish with a warm blast of water.

                I'm sure a few have PTSD from testing.
                2006 Mazda6s 3.0L V6 - Click here for my build thread... http://nemotorsport.com/boards/showthread.php?t=12369

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                • Zoom6
                  Admin
                  • Oct 1985
                  • 5216

                  #9
                  Come on guys, this is gonna be epic!
                  I'll throw in a $50 Fully Assed Graphics gift certificate for and members that go.
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                  -Andy - Drunk Crew Member #003


                  Originally posted by EuroTrash
                  I can only imagine the conference calls and work that it took an engineering team to develop butthole seeking technology for this to accurately target a puckered starfish with a warm blast of water.

                  I'm sure a few have PTSD from testing.
                  2006 Mazda6s 3.0L V6 - Click here for my build thread... http://nemotorsport.com/boards/showthread.php?t=12369

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                  • :Quirk:
                    chuck'n chunks since '08
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 5586

                    #10
                    Lol bribing people to go to a party.
                    PIN IT TO WIN IT
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                    • Zoom6
                      Admin
                      • Oct 1985
                      • 5216

                      #11
                      Bribing people to spend money on a party. I have no doubt that if I was flipping the bill for this, a lot of people would want to go.
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                      -Andy - Drunk Crew Member #003


                      Originally posted by EuroTrash
                      I can only imagine the conference calls and work that it took an engineering team to develop butthole seeking technology for this to accurately target a puckered starfish with a warm blast of water.

                      I'm sure a few have PTSD from testing.
                      2006 Mazda6s 3.0L V6 - Click here for my build thread... http://nemotorsport.com/boards/showthread.php?t=12369

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                      • packofqtips
                        Patron
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 2127

                        #12
                        this is excatly the kind of bachelor party i would want. good luck filling the room. just had a bachelor party last night at least 10 people backed out at last minute. My advice to you is when they say yes to go Get the money then! And no refunds!! sucks when the price goes up at the last minute because people cant make proper plans in advance
                        Have you met Andy?

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                        • Boosted Euro
                          Admin
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 27801

                          #13
                          I'd really like to go but like I have said , 200 for me right now is a lot. Plus then you need money to gamble, money to throw at vagina and like 180 for a good 8ball ...lol
                          You ain't got no chance to beat it..like a man with no hands and a one inccchhhh .

                          04 Forester XTI - Built Motor (weisco,eagle,sti,arp) FP Green Hta 330whp
                          83 Rabbit GTI - Scrapped, Heart lives on in the 82
                          82 Rabbit Diesel L custom - full GTI swap , built head lots of Poly
                          90 Corrado G60 - First Love , awaiting winning lottery #'s

                          Anti-Speedbump Society

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                          • Zoom6
                            Admin
                            • Oct 1985
                            • 5216

                            #14
                            I'm gonna throw more of my own money in to make sure this happens. I'm dropping the price to $150/person.
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                            -Andy - Drunk Crew Member #003


                            Originally posted by EuroTrash
                            I can only imagine the conference calls and work that it took an engineering team to develop butthole seeking technology for this to accurately target a puckered starfish with a warm blast of water.

                            I'm sure a few have PTSD from testing.
                            2006 Mazda6s 3.0L V6 - Click here for my build thread... http://nemotorsport.com/boards/showthread.php?t=12369

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                            • barkz
                              boost addict
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 3181

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Boosted Euro
                              I'd really like to go but like I have said , 200 for me right now is a lot. Plus then you need money to gamble, money to throw at vagina and like 180 for a good 8ball ...lol
                              all you need is $1, we had strippers at my buddies 18th a few years back, one kid picked up a dollar off the floor and kept using it all night lol
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